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Offline whabangTopic starter

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Your mama.
« on: August 09, 2004, 03:14:21 PM »
Your mama is so fat, that an F-16 needs four mid-air refuelings to fly past her.
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2004, 03:43:51 PM »
Oh don't get started on these, I used to be a master of the art of 'your mum' jokes.

I also designed some great maps for Doom and Duke Nuke'em :-D
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2004, 03:46:03 PM »
Your mum is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.

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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2004, 03:46:13 PM »
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the Asteroid belt to keep her pants up!
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2004, 03:49:38 PM »
Your mum's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her arse on the light bulb.


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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2004, 03:50:36 PM »
Your mama is so fat, that she causes anomalies in the Space/Time Continuum!
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2004, 03:54:23 PM »
Your mum's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2004, 03:55:41 PM »
Your mama's so fat that when her and your daddy finish making love, he rolls over three times and is still on top of her...  

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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2004, 03:56:32 PM »
@Cyberus

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Your mum's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


Nooooooooooo!

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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2004, 03:56:56 PM »
Your mama is so stupid, that she tried to do an abortion with a screwdriver! (my fav :-P)
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2004, 04:02:04 PM »
Your mum is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.



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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2004, 05:37:07 PM »
Your mama so stupid it took her 3 hours to watch "60 minutes"...
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2004, 07:10:17 PM »
Your mama's so fat her a55 has reversing lamps....
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2004, 07:36:48 PM »
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2004, 01:24:34 AM »
Your mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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