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Going back to the Mental Hospital
« on: August 08, 2004, 12:12:00 PM »
The Mental people just phoned and said they have uncovered 'Previously undisclosed evidence' of 'further antisocial and violent acts'. This is an outrage! All I did was hit that person with an Amiga keyboard 17 times! Ah its such a blur. Oh {bleep}..

They will take me away in a van tomorrow. NO! They won't take me alive!
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2004, 12:30:18 PM »
Hum,
are you sure they phoned?
Is it possible you have imagined it all?


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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2004, 02:42:58 PM »
Hmmm.

"Hey, violently distrurbed and mentally ill person, we're just calling to advise that you have twenty four hours to escape!"

Yeah, just the slightest hole in your plot there. Keep trying!
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2004, 03:23:45 PM »
I know a good site for mentally disturbed Amiga users.
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2004, 03:30:09 PM »
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KennyR wrote:
I know a good site for mentally disturbed Amiga users.


Salisbury plain?
I like Amigas
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2004, 05:00:58 PM »
Hum,
i have a soft spot for JonoPike...
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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2004, 05:05:35 PM »
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KennyR wrote:
I know a good site for mentally disturbed Amiga users.


Salisbury plain?


ROFLMAO!

Imagine the mission breifing...

Blue team - you must capture the Red teams' bunker. Live ammunition will be used in this exercise...
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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2004, 06:47:43 PM »
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Blue team - you must capture the Red teams' bunker. Live ammunition will be used in this exercise...


No use. The moment any of the blues got into red territory they'd come up against the fearsome power of The Moderators, who'd moderate them out of existence along with any proof they ever existed.
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2004, 07:19:36 PM »
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No use. The moment any of the blues got into red territory they'd come up against the fearsome power of The Moderators, who'd moderate them out of existence along with any proof they ever existed.


I dunno, some kind of subversion might work :-)

Meanwhile both sides will be waylaid by the black team, who will attempt to sucker them with lifesize anthromoprhised cartoon felines with distinctly feminine curves :lol:
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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2004, 07:38:36 PM »
Kenny,

If you are so desperately unhappy with the job we do here at Amiga.org, please feel free to leave.  Your consistant {bleep}ing and whining about the duties we perform is getting a bit tiresome.

Wayne
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2004, 07:41:46 PM »
Wayne, Amiga.org is not the site I meant.

Edit: As for constant whining, I have only once complained about the moderation of this site, and then it was only via PM to a moderator. I think you have me confused with someone else. Pot calling kettle black in regards to whining, methinks.
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2004, 07:52:09 PM »
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KennyR wrote:
Wayne, Amiga.org is not the site I meant.

Edit: As for constant whining, I have only once complained about the moderation of this site, and then it was only via PM to a moderator. I think you have me confused with someone else. Pot calling kettle black in regards to whining, methinks.


Perhaps he just meant your usual happy go lucky attitude to virtually everything in general ;-)

(joke)

-edit-

That said, Wayne's point is still valid. Whichever site you are referring to, nobody is forcing you to use it. If you dont like the site, don't go there - especially if the site is geared towards any of the platforms other than the one you use.
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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2004, 09:00:54 PM »
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I know a good site for mentally disturbed Amiga users.


 :lol:
this space for rent
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2004, 09:56:42 PM »
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Hmmm.

"Hey, violently distrurbed and mentally ill person, we're just calling to advise that you have twenty four hours to escape!"

Yeah, just the slightest hole in your plot there. Keep trying!


I am under 24hr surveillance via Microchip
 

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Re: Going back to the Mental Hospital
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2004, 10:12:30 PM »
@JonoPike

Wear a nasty mixture of nylon, cotton, polyester etc. and roll around the carpet for a bit before doing a runner. The static build up will fettle that pesky id chip.

Unfortunately, cunning as this plan is, it has the principal downside that you will look a total ****...
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