So, does this mean the world is about to end? Hell is about to freeze over? Commodore (the original one) mysteriously getting resurrected and relaunching a new Amiga with a 64 core 10GHz 680x0 for a tenner?
Surely it can't just get released like that without someone seriously messing with the fabric of time and space...
Someone must have sold their soul and/or made sacrifices of dubious nature to some elder gods.