Caffiene!!!

[Karlos]

I don't think anybody does. The amount we are talking about is equivalent to several cups of strong coffee in one drink. I generally have at most one or two cups of coffee a day normally. Having that stuff after a month of reduced caffiene intake was... amusing :-D

[Wilse]

Karlos wrote:

Wilse wrote:

Karlos wrote:
Or if you want to save it, just eat half a bag of sugar and a slack handful of amphetamine :lol:

I think I'd rather nail my knackers to a passing bin lorry with a rusty pitch fork...

Why do I suspect that's not entirely true? :-D

Well, I do have a tendency to exaggerate sometimes... :-D

[Karlos]

Oh, I thought it was because that you didn't have bin lorries in weegie...

[GadgetMaster]

Stop it!! or you'll have everyone here on a "Relentless" TM mission to invade their supermarket for this stuff   :lol:  :lol:

It's not as if Coca Cola are paying us for this free publicity or something...

..Hmm nowe there's an idea. Get paid to plug stuff on forums. Hey! I thought of it first! :-P

[Wilse]

GadgetMaster wrote:
The thing is that I don't normally consume such large amounts of caffeine recreationally.

Recreationally?
Hehehe... "I'm away to git right off ma chump on this wild caffeine...."

:-)

[GadgetMaster]

Wilse wrote:

GadgetMaster wrote:
The thing is that I don't normally consume such large amounts of caffeine recreationally.

Recreationally?
Hehehe... "I'm away to git right off ma chump on this wild caffeine...."

:-)

Aye! Its the bee's knees. It's the new black. Society revolves arount this new Piss coloured  beverage. Well at least according to their website advertising  :lol:  :lol:

[Wilse]

Karlos wrote:
Oh, I thought it was because that you didn't have bin lorries in weegie...

Right enough, they're more often referred to as "Midgie Vans."

[Karlos]

Hehehe... "I'm away to git right off ma chump on this wild caffeine...."

Oh man, that expression has me rolling :roflmao:

(it's imagining how it sounds with the accent that kills me every time)

[Karlos]

Wilse wrote:

Karlos wrote:
Oh, I thought it was because that you didn't have bin lorries in weegie...

Right enough, they're more often referred to as "Midgie Vans."

They used to call them "stank wagons" back in my primary school...

[GadgetMaster]

 :lotsacoffee:  :lotsacoffee: Wow! theres even an emoticon especially for this thread :-o :lotsacoffee:  :lotsacoffee:  


did I just mix up thread conversations ?? Oh well :shrug:

[Wilse]

Karlos wrote:

Hehehe... "I'm away to git right off ma chump on this wild caffeine...."

Oh man, that expression has me rolling :roflmao:

(it's imagining how it sounds with the accent that kills me every time)

You think that's bad?
A conversation overheard whilst queueing at the cigarette booth in Somerfield
between two of the wonderful, queue-jumping, "salt of the earth" type scum that populate my local supermarket during the day.
I was planning on trying to work it into a daft song, although I'd have to come up with a funny ending, despite the fact that whole episode was a sort of tragi-comedy anyway:
--
Him: Hawd oan a minute
Her: Whit?
Him: Hawd oan a wee minute
Her: Ah'm jist gawn tae the fag coonter
Him: Whit?
Her: Whit?
Him: D'ye whant a lottery ticket?
Her: Whit?
D'ye whant a lottery ticket?
Whit?
Ah says d'ye whant a lottery ticket
Aye.
Whit's yer numbers?
Whit?
Whit's yer numbers?
Whit?
Ah'm askin' ye, WHIT IS YOUR NUMBERS?
Whit?
Ah'll jist get ye a lucky dip?
Whit?
Ih ye deef?
Whit?
Thoat so. Ah'll jist get ye a lucky dip...
Ih? Ah don't wahnt a lucky dip.
Well, WHIT'S YOUR NUMBERS?
WAN.
WHIT?
WAN
Right.
THREE
WHIT?
THREE
Right.
SEVEN, 13, 25, 32 and 49.
HAWD OAN, SLOW DOON.
Whit?
C'mo'er here an' tell us yer numbers.
Whit?
C'mo'er here.
Naw, Ah'm no' losin' ma place in the queue.
WHIT?
Ah says Ah'm no' losin' ma place in the queue.
well, WHIT'S YOUR NUMBERS?
Ah've awready telt ye.
Well tell us agane.
Wan
Whit?
WAN.
WHIT?
WAN
Right.
THREE
WHIT
THREE
Right.
SEVEN, 13, 25, 32 & 49.
HAWD OAN, SLOW DOON.
WHIT?
Ah'm only up tae 3
Whit?
Ah says ah'm only up tae 3
Aw, right, seven's next
Whit?
Ah says seven's next.
Right, whit comes eftir that?
Ih?
Ah says whit comes eftir that
13
Right
25
Whit?
twinty five
Right, next?
32
Whit?
32
Whit
Thirty-bloody-two
Right
And then it's 49
Nae bother, that's it done (shuffles from lottery stand to front of cigarette queue)
Assistant: Excuse me there's a queue.
Him: Here, hol, hen, Ah've been waitin fur an 'oor.
Naw ye huvnae Ah jist saw ye stonnin o'er ther'
Whit?
Fillin' in yer lottery ticket.
But Ah've been here ages.
Back ae the queue, ya chancer,
Whit?
ther's people waitin' tae git served.
But Ah've been here ages.
Naw ye huvnae
Aye Ah huv.
Naw ye huvnae
Aye Ah huv.

Etc, etc, until you want to kill him......

[GadgetMaster]

 :lol:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :lol:

[Karlos]

I would have died laughing exposed to a discourse that :roflmao:

*makes vocabulary notes for future outbursts for ASCII*

[Karlos]

A can of caffiene enriched anything would go down a treat just now. My brain feels like it's so much wet cotton wool...