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Offline Cyberus

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Re: My favourite religious joke
« Reply #14 from previous page: September 02, 2005, 12:50:53 AM »
And just because it isn't a joke, doesn't mean its not funny




or something :insane:
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Re: My favourite religious joke
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2005, 09:12:58 AM »
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Cymric wrote:
Unfortunately, when people get that much influence it's not a joke anymore.


[loud Ulster accent mode]

THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE

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Re: My favourite religious joke
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2005, 10:53:23 PM »
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PMC wrote:
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Cymric wrote:
Unfortunately, when people get that much influence it's not a joke anymore.


[loud Ulster accent mode]

THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE

[/loud Ulster accent mode]



Oh, you'll give me nightmares now.

I can't stand Ian Paisley's accent.  It's the most scary accent in existance.  I hope to god that not everyone in Ulster has the same accent as him.
 

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Re: My favourite religious joke
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2005, 02:49:56 PM »
Satan, in an attempt to prove himself the best, challenged Jesus to a contest of office work. God gave them assignments and told them they have a standard 8 hour work day to get it done.

They typed. They faxed. They moused. They tabulated. They reported.

Ten minutes before the end of the day, a bolt of lightning struck across the sky, and the office was plunged into darkness.

When the power came on a minute later, Satan was livid. Amidst a flurry of shouts and curses, he furiously tried to recreate his work of the day in the final few minutes. Meanwhile, Jesus calmly printed his documents and reports, stapled them neatly, and placed them in God's Inbox as God called "Time."

Satan yelled, "I don't understand! That's not fair! The power went out! I lost everything! Why the home didn't he lose all his work?!"

God simply shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
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Re: My favourite religious joke
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2005, 11:22:58 AM »
Jesus saves, buddha makes incremental backups.....
 

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Re: My favourite religious joke
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2005, 11:04:18 PM »
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Turambar wrote:
Jesus saves, buddha makes incremental backups.....


You just reminded me of a funny story/advice thingy :-D

"The novice asked the backup master which files he should backup.........."

read it at: The TAO of Backup