Obviously you've never worked for the New Deal Department of Groundwork Manchester.
The couldn't find their own arses if they had both their own hands and 2 other people helping. Their IT system was a joke! They had some finance manager guy in charge of networking and IT, who I once saw take 8 days to fit a new HD because he couldn't figure what was wrong. He had it set for Master instead of Slave.
Their filing system was non-existant, mainly because one of the Admin Assistants used to spend most of the day putting right the mistakes the Head Administrator made and the other one sat at her desk all day talking to her Boyfriend on the phone.
