Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[Cyberus]

Perfectly put!

Note: this is not related to the male condition wherein you finish going, do your waggles, even stretches, swinging, bashing against the wall, wringing out, clenching, squeezing and forcing every last drop out and ... as soon as you put it back a drop of wee comes out. I expect science will find a special gland that holds just a couple of drops of wee for such an occasion.

Pure poetry of the penis  :-o

[Cyberus]

@ Cecilia

I thought that after I had written it actually  :lol:

[Cyberus]

that_punk_guy wrote:
These particular toilets have blue lights installed now to combat drug use. I wouldn't know how that's supposed to work.

The first time I noticed blue lighting in toilets was in Amsterdam in an EasyEverything internet cafe. They are supposed to stop skagheads finding their veins, hence making them go elsewhere to jack up.

[Cyberus]

There is actually a solution:

Sit on the toilet and force the ol' chap vertically downwards - unless you are endowed with an acorn you have to align it before you sit, otherwise it'll hit the seat. Of course you have to avoid the tip touching the toilet bowl and giving you that cringe factor, yeurgh.

I can't believe I've just said all that!

[Cyberus]

Oh I thought you were talking about a political party....


The Labia Party


Now there's an idea ;-)

[Cyberus]

That can be quite painful Odin, but nothing can compare to zipping the trousers up very quickly having not stowed the old chap properly and "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!" :boohoo:

[Cyberus]

Well, it isn't possible to make it any more low-brow is it?

And anyway, most attempts at intelligent conversation meet with little response. I think threads like this are popular because A) Everyone can relate to the topic B) Cos being rude has a kind of 'fun factor' associated with it

[Cyberus]

Just reading the Posting G

- edited by mikeymike - totally off-topic :-D -

[Cyberus]

You so-and-so mikeymike! Of course it was on-topic!
It had the word 'toilet' in it, just as this thread does.

Besides, surely I should be praised for advocating reading the posting guidelines :-D


And does anyone here ever 'race the flush' when they're peeing!?

I just did, and failed miserably...


edit: I'm editing this post cos I like '1984'
@Odin
When you start peeing, flush the toilet, and try to finish peeing before the toilet stops flushing...   :-)

[Cyberus]

rotfl @ 'blast radius'
:lol:

[Cyberus]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
ahum:
Posting Guidelines => Compulsory Rules

No blatantly juvenile toilet humor

Ah mannetje, what have you done?  ;-)


@ Chris/TPG

Woooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo! :-D

[Cyberus]

My dad always used to say that those French toilets are good practice if you want to take up skiing.


I remember using toilets in Uganda, where they were basically holes dug in the ground - when they filled up, they dug another one.
When you used said thunderbox, you could estimate how full the latrine was by how long it took your erm, waste, to go 'plop'. The longer amount of time the better!

Considering his surname is hardly a term of endearment, we really should be grateful for what Sir Thomas Crapper did for us!

[Cyberus]

odin wrote:
@cyb:
Is he the inventor of the watercloset?

Yes. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the flushing toilet. Another great British invention :-D

@Odin and Eyso
Do you get any English language stations / programmes in the Netherlands? I remember seeing BBC in a hotel in Amsterdam, but that was probably satellite

[Cyberus]

nighty night Odin

and that reminds me, I should really join you guys on IRC sometime (its just that I remember losing two jobs when I first discovered internet chat in the late nineties)

[Cyberus]

night night Eyso

BTW, foreskins have to be one of the least attractive parts of a man's anatomy...