Now, here's a total groaner for you all. :-)
A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman were in a concentration camp and were about to be gassed.
They were each offered a last request.
The Scotsman said "right, I'll take a bottle of the finest Scotch Whiskey you have. I'll be too blind drunk to notice the gas, that's a nice way to go."
The Englishman heard this, "that's a great idea. I'd like a couple of bottles of the finest wine you can. That way I'll be to drunk to notice."
The Scotsman looks at the Englishman and gives an approving smile and nod, the Englishman smiles and raises his bottles to say "cheers".
The Irishman was next. "I'd like the grandest grand piano you can find, I'd like to sing a song as I go."
Once all three had their items of choice. they were led into seperate gas chambers and were executed.
Once the gas had cleared the officers opened the chambers to dispose of the bodies.
The Scotsman's chamber was first. He was sitting propped up against the wall, still clutching his empty whiskey bottle. He was dead.
The Englishman was also propped up against the wall clutching one of the empty wine bottles. He was also dead.
As the guards approached the Irishman's chamber they heard some music. They looked at each other confusingly and opened the chamber door.
The Irishman was sitting on the piano stool playing away to his heart's content.
"How on Earth are you still alive?" asked one of the guards.
"Ah, my boy, tunes help you breathe more easily."
I did warn you that it was a groaner :-P
