Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

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Venkman wrote:
Karl, is that all you've got to say?  :-o

I was counting on you to come up with a really good joke...  :-D

So was I :-D

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:lol: :lol:

Sorry for not posting much today, Sioux's been busy doing reports on this machine, it'll be a week or two before I'll be back to being here more often. ;-)

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@ Karlos, Wilse & Venkman

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They're good ones today :-D

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:-D

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Karlos, I wouldn't consider that a groaner, maybe it's because it's just me being Scottish though ;-)

Made me snigger anyway :-D

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I've just been checking my emails and got this one today:

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being anything you want after all you're the guv'... "

But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well . .. sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.

"Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"

"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

"Check".

"And you want it full of Carp?".

"Check"

"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether............

"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".

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:-D

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I second that groan! :-P

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Venkman wrote:

I've not had any decent jokes all week... I'm really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel...

Karlos, I think you've reached the bottom with that one ;-) :-P

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:-P

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@Bamitupboy

You have my sympathy aswell. ;-)

I don't know how you're still here after all these groaners - well done :-P

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Venkman wrote:


Are you tring to single handedly keep this thread alive?  :-D

Nah, he's just trying to increase his post count :-P

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Errrmmmm......



thanks :-(



:-P

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The first non-groaner for ages :-D

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There's something drastically wrong here!

That's TWO(!) non-groaners in a row  :-o  :-o

Something's definately not right  :-P