Joke for Friday

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:roflmao: at both.

Heard the second one before, but it's still :lol:

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@GadgetMaster

:roflmao: at the 3 wishes.

This is infinitely better than the good old "groaner's thread" :-P

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@Doobrey

:roflmao:

Karlos wrote:
Hey :-x :lol:

*ahem* it was called groaner's for a reason :-P

It did turn into a bit of a competition to see who could post the crappest joke :lol:

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@PMC

Dear god....

We might not be able to salvage this thread now :-P

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PMC wrote:
At least one person appreciated it...  Can't be that bad surely?  I was worried that someone might find it offensive and was prepared to remove it, but not laughing at my joke doesn't warrant deleting it...

I don't think there's actually been a joke here so offensive that it's been deleted.  Maybe we're only just on the right side of the line tho :-D

--edit--

That's NOT a challenge by the way :-D

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X-ray wrote:
"..That's NOT a challenge by the way.."

Even though I wrote that, I expect the floodgates to open ;-)

X-ray notices the microphone being taken away from him and Bloodline.

And Karlos... And Me... :-P

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X-ray wrote:
Come back, Blobzie, we promise to keep it clean (well, as long as we can  :-P )

:-o  That's been 10 minutes so far!  How have you managed this far?

I'm sure the detoxing symptoms would've kicked in by now :-P

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:lol:

Continuing the rabbit theme...

A rabbit walks into a pub one evening...

"Do you sell toasted sandwiches?" asked the rabbit.

"Certainly, what flavour would you like?" replied the bartender.

"Cheese and onion please."

The bartender makes the sandwich and hands it to the rabbit.  The rabbit scoffs it down and leaves.

The next day the rabbit goes back to the pub.

"Toasted sandwich please" asks the rabbit.

"Cheese and onion again?"

"No, I think I'll have corned beef today thanks."  The rabbit eats the corned beef toasted sandwich and leaves.

The next evening the rabbit visits the pub again.

"Toasted sandwich please."

"Which flavour today?"

"Ham please."  After eating the toastie the rabbit leaves.

The next evening the rabbit limps into the pub in a right state.  His ears are all mouldy and his fur is coming out in clumps.

"Jesus!" exclaims the barman.  "what the hell happened to you?"

The rabbit replies "I think I have mixed-a-my-toasties."

:-P

I think I'll get me coat ;-)

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