Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

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How about another Jesus golfing joke?
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One fine afternoon, Jesus and Moses decide to take in a round a golf.  Everything is going swell and they're both well under par when they arrive at the 14th hole.  Now, the 14th hole has a HUGE water trap just in front of the green.

Moses grabs his 1 wood, tee's up and WHACK!  The ball sails over the fairway, over the water trap and does two bounces into the cup.  A beautiful hole in one.

Jesus gets his 5 wood, tee's up and SMACK!  The ball lands right at the edge of the water trap.  So they trek on up to the water trap.

Jesus then grabs a 9 iron from his bag and gets ready to shoot.  
Moses says, "Whoa, Jesus!  You're not going to make it over the water with that!"
"You watch, I'm gonna play it just like Arnold Palmer," Jesus says.

Jesus takes a wack at it and, as expected, the ball lands right in the middle of that pond.  So Moses parts the water, Jesus gets his ball, and he tries again.  And again and again....

By this time, another group of golfers has arrived to see whats going on.  One of these duffers see's Jesus with his 9 iron and, not having seen these two before, exclaims, "Who the hell does he think he is?!  Jesus Christ?"

"No," Moses says, "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer."

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Karlos wrote:

Woo hoo! 12 pages :-)

What's the longest thread in A.org history?

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Karlos wrote:
Time for another wee bit 'o silliness...



An unusual 10 pound baby boy was delivered in a

I read this one to my wife.
She asks, "Was that supposed to be funny?"
I say, "It was suppose to be a groaner."
She says, "Groaner...or GROINER?"

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heh! -BUMP-

I'm sure this isn't quite how this joke goes but, this is as well as I remember it.

In the US Marine Corps, there are 5 statements, that when uttered, one should look for cover:

1)  When the Private says, "I learned it in Boot Camp!"

2) When the Seargent says, "The Gunny told me to...."

3) When the Lieutenant says, "I learned it in college."

4) When the Major says, "Sir, I've been thinking..."

and

5) When  the Chief Warrent Officer says with a grin, "Hey!  Watch THIS sh*t!"


P.S.  A Warrent Officer is someone that, due to thier great deal of expierence, warrents being an officer but isn't for one reason or another.