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Re: Groaner's Corner: The Return!
« on: May 15, 2003, 08:13:36 PM »
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A) Shoot the lawyer twice, just to make certian he's dead...


The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they are funny.

And no one else thinks they are jokes.
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Re: Groaner's Corner: The Return!
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2003, 06:17:34 PM »
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Quixote wrote:
In the deepest baritone, he sings out "Pardon me Roy, is the cat that chewed your new shoes?"


That was the longest build up the stinkest shaggy dog I have seen in a good long time.  I'm jelousy.

Oh and Chattanooga Choo-Choo dates from back in dyaba dyaba Eye eye.  A Glen Miller tune if I remember right.
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