One more then.
There's this group of friends, all female, who are backpacking across a faraway country. Darkness is setting in, but they haven't been able to find a hotel yet. Suddenly they spot one in the distance, and hurry over. To their surprise, it is called 'WOMEN'S HOTEL'. They enter, ring the bell, and ask the clerk for a room.
The clerk explains that since this is The Women's Hotel, they can pick their room themselves; the hotel charges the same price for every room. Curious, our group asks if they can have a quick peek first. By all means, the clerk smiles at them. He points out the elevator and asks them to inform him of their decision in a little while.
So the ladies hustle into the elevator. Apparently the hotel has 5 stories and they begin with '1'. The lift doors close, ping, and open again. They are welcomed by a big sign.
ON THIS FLOOR, ALL MEN ARE SINGLE AND EAGER TO ENTER INTO A RELATIONSHIP. THEY ARE GENTLE, TRUSTWORTHY, LOVING AND ABSOLUTELY FAITHFUL TO THEIR PARTNER, BUT THEY DO NOT HAVE GOOD LOOKS AND THEIR VIRILITY LEAVES TO BE DESIRED, it tells them.
The women look out into the big hall, and see many geeky and nerdy types with thick glasses, crooked teeth and slender physiques waving happily at them. Naaaah, they think as one, and return to the elevator. They press '2', and are greeted with another sign.
ON THIS FLOOR, ALL MEN ARE SINGLE AND EAGER TO ENTER INTO A RELATIONSHIP. THEY HAVE DROP-DEAD GOOD LOOKS, DANCE LIKE A DREAM, ARE MASTERS BETWEEN THE SHEETS, BUT THEIR LONG-TERM FAITHFULNESS IS HIGHLY UNCERTAIN, it says.
The women ogle at the handsome womanisers waving them to come closer. Some of the group appear undecisive whether to stay here or not, but after some urgent whispering are persuaded back into the elevator. After all, there was definitely some improvement in going up a level---so they press '3'. Yes, another sign awaits them:
ON THIS FLOOR, ALL MEN ARE SINGLE AND EAGER TO ENTER INTO A RELATIONSHIP. THEY HAVE DROP-DEAD GOOD LOOKS, DANCE LIKE A DREAM, ARE MASTERS BETWEEN THE SHEETS, ARE TENDER, LOVING, ROMANTIC AND ABSOLUTELY FAITHFUL TO THEIR PARTNER, the sign informs them.
Squeals of excitement can be heard from the women. They stare longingly at the wonderfully decorated romantic hallway leading to a candle-lit restaurant where a number of gorgeous hunks want to make their acquaintance. Voices are raised that this floor should be theirs, but by now the ladies have caught on to the pattern, every floor sees a definite increase in partner quality. So they decide to go to the 4th floor, and...
ON THIS FLOOR, ALL MEN ARE SINGLE AND EAGER TO ENTER INTO A RELATIONSHIP. THEY HAVE DROP-DEAD GOOD LOOKS, DANCE LIKE A DREAM, AND ARE MASTERS BETWEEN THE SHEETS. THEY ARE TENDER, LOVING, ROMANTIC AND ABSOLUTELY FAITHFUL TO THEIR PARTNER. IN ADDITION, THEY EACH HAVE A BANK STATEMENT IN US DOLLARS WRITTEN WITH 10 DIGITS, the sign says.
The women nearly swoon at reading this. A few of the billionaires already approach them with interest, eager to strike up a conversation with the women guests. But despite the tremendous excitement over meeting such handsome romantic single RICH guys, there is just one question running throught their minds: What is on the 5th floor? Every floor saw definite improvement, so... They step into the elevator, press '5' with trembling fingers, and...
... step into a mess of building material, loose bits, tubing, dirt and grime. Not what they expected, given the luxury of the lower floors. Confused, they look at the sign:
THIS FLOOR WAS CREATED SOLELY FOR DEMONSTRATING THAT THERE IS JUST NO FREAKIN' WAY A WOMAN WILL BE IMMEDIATELY SATISFIED WITH WHAT SHE IS OFFERED, EVER.
