I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!

[Kesa]

Todays bitchslap is Dan Wood.

Is it just me or is Dan getting a bit plumpy in his latest videos?

https://www.youtube.com/user/techguruuk?feature=watch

In particular "Is CRT The Best Display For Retro Gaming", "Commodore Amiga 1200 Review" and "Commodore Amiga CDTV Review".

Photos before and after coming soon  

[Kesa]

While on the bitching topic: "your" is a possessive, not a contraction of "you are". It pisses me off how many native English speakers don't seem to know this.

This isn't really bitching. What you really wan't is this: http://www.amiga.org/forums/group.php?groupid=50

Please try and stay on topic guys

[Kesa]

Are you kidding? Those things are friggin' awesome! Old people do the funniest **** in those things. Things like driving them on highways with the cars. It's funny because they don't need to be registered or need a licence to drive one.

I once saw an elderly man in a motorised scooter scream across the main road in rush hour at maybe 30 kph narrowly being hit by the oncoming cars because he didn't want to wait for the lights to change colour before crossing. I'm serious, it was like watching Frogger in real life!

[Kesa]

I did some research...

http://www.weigh****chers.co.uk/

http://www.slimmingworld.com/useful-features/easy-ways-to-lose-weight.aspx

http://www.slimfast.co.uk/

http://www.jennycraig.co.uk/

That takes care of the diet. All you need to do now is get active. You could try running, skipping, acrobats, cheese twirling...

Hope this helps. Cheers!

[Kesa]

Why is the word weigh****chers banned? One of the mods must have been having a really bad day to ban this word.

[Kesa]

I'm very disappointed in you Crit. You wasted a perfectly good opportunity to take the piss out of the moderators. I now smack you on the head    :whack:

Now which mod has a weight problem serious enough to be afraid of weigh****chers?    

Karlos, Argo, Amigadave, J Golden, Pyromania?

Anyone?

[Kesa]

Awww I thought my thing was pretty good. Plus I like the mods

Hey cheer up! We can still use your thing  

BTW i think it was J Golden. He's a bit of a tub...  

[Kesa]

Well I have turned 30 recently, they say it happens then I guess!

*opens a pack of cream cakes*

Good effort! Seeing you had the courage to respond you can choose the next person we can pick on. I'm sensing this could be a new game we can all play   :razz: