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Re: Smoking
« on: May 15, 2011, 11:33:50 PM »
What a bunch of losers! :roflmao:

I'm an active person. On a typical day i will ride 60-90 minutes on my bike and surf a couple of hours daily. On top of that i am a gym regular lifting weights and i also do lots of running/walking. My diet is equally impressive, i weigh 95kg and have a bodyfat percentage of 12% which is impressive for my 6'3 height/weight.

Clearly i'm doing something wrong. I mean, maybe i should give all this up and start smoking so i can be "cool" like you guys. Why did you start in the first place? Makes no sense to me. I don't understand   :confused:

On the other hand i will not give up drinking that would just make me dull. Might turn into Karlos   ;)
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Re: Smoking
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 01:56:06 AM »
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Well, if you smoked, maybe you wouldn't be so fat.

LOL. You obviously don't know anything about the human body. 12% body fat is excellent. Professional bodybuilders often have body fat above 12% when on stage competing and they are ripped! This is because muscle stores fat. No way around it, body fat % changes in proportion to muscle mass. Over the last 2 years i have put on 10 kg of muscle and my body fat changed from 10% to 12% and i am leaner today at 12% than i was at 10%. Today i have a six pack which isn't consistent with being "fat".  

@ Franko. Wow! only 5% body fat! I'm impressed even though that's impossible. As i said above muscle stores fat. If you have only 5% body fat you would have no muscle on your body. Make way for anorexic Franko! :roflmao:
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Re: Smoking
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 06:39:49 AM »
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Bodybuilders typically compete at about 4% body fat according to wikipedia.

My mistake. I must have been thinking about off season which seems right to me now looking back   :)
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Re: Smoking
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 06:43:15 AM »
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Yeah 5% is either very athletic male or very high metabolism male...

Had a friend in college that had to eat 6000+ calories a day or his body would eat itself.  Dude weighed 130 tops, drank a twelve pack of beer a day and several ensures (think adult baby formula) as well as eating constantly.

Yeah i eat about 3500 - 4000 cals a day. Which seems to be more than what my girlfriend eats in a week   :eek:
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Re: Smoking
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 03:37:13 AM »
Quote from: Speelgoedmannetje;638168
Paula Deen to the rescue!

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This is SO good y'all!

(Warning: don't try this at home)

WOW! I thought the Mars Bar in the deep fryer was pushing it... :eek:
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Re: Smoking
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2011, 03:53:05 AM »
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Wow you guys are so cool. I want to be just like you *insert sarcasm here* :)
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