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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #209 from previous page: September 13, 2003, 01:42:35 PM »
Jeez, you could have stuck a punchline on the end of 'The Ancient Mariner' and it would have been shorter....
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #210 on: September 15, 2003, 12:11:12 PM »
@Doobrey

Ick :-)
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #211 on: September 16, 2003, 02:20:51 AM »
OMG, they're genuinely awful :lol:

Keep em coming!
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #212 on: October 30, 2003, 09:49:46 PM »
:lol:

Man, I'm glad to see this thread didn't vanish... I better keep my ears open for some new ones :-)
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #213 on: October 31, 2003, 12:33:03 AM »
Yeah, unfortunately the original was locked since it got a bit lengthy. Although I have no idea what Red was talking about when he accused it of being off topic too, unless he meant the jokes were funny :-)
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #214 on: November 27, 2003, 05:58:53 PM »
:lol:

Heard it before also, but its a classic :-D
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #215 on: December 04, 2003, 11:00:48 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #216 on: December 05, 2003, 01:01:02 AM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
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When are you going to post some more groaners, Karl?

 :-)


When I hear some good 'uns, I shall post them...

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@Venkman..

This was the genuine sequel to the original dude ;-)
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #217 on: December 11, 2003, 06:37:50 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #218 on: March 10, 2004, 02:07:40 AM »
My god, is this thread still around? :-D

And here was I beginning to think I'd lost touch with the site...

Bugger - I forgot my groaner now ! :lol:

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #219 on: March 10, 2004, 02:16:41 AM »
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Wilse wrote:
I was sent this list of 10 things to do at work. I don't find it funny in the normal way I'd find something funny. I found this funny purely because of how outrageous it would be if anyone actually did any of these things:
No, I didn't test any of the suggestions.....
....


Blimey :-o This sounds not unlike the little lady's current boss!
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #220 on: December 15, 2004, 09:05:47 PM »
@Andy

Well, what can I say? It's the right place for it :-D
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #221 on: December 16, 2004, 02:27:36 PM »
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PMC wrote:

Actually, I quite like knob gags, but I can't get the g/f to wear one.



Prrrpppft! *snigger*
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #222 on: January 14, 2005, 07:51:11 PM »
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Star69 wrote:

“Because you got an F in sex.”


Oh dear....
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #223 on: January 15, 2005, 12:20:24 AM »
@Wilse

My God. I cannot belive it still exists :-D
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #224 on: January 18, 2005, 10:03:18 PM »
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Andy wrote:
Arnold in a slow deliberate voice replied, "I'll be Bach."


Dear oh dear :lol:
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