Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[mikeymike]

Women are in much more close and personal contact with lavatory facilities, plus they love cleaning.  And they like to natter in the toilets.  And makeup.*

Men have one mission.  Get into the toilets asap, do what needs to be done and LEAVE.  Asap.  Virtually any deviation from that mission and you risk other men thinking you're gay :-)

One thing I don't get though.  Personally I'd much rather save a dump for when I get home for many reasons (and everyone here are probably well aware of them), so that in  mind, why to the cubicles get so messed up?

* - but the question is, what were they doing away from the kitchen in the first place?

[mikeymike]

Nobody has been brave (or sick?) enough to mention this so I will. For men waking up at 5am with a full bladder, we usually find that something has got up before us. Targeting the toilet (or indeed anything below waist level) with that monstrosity is never easy, unless you take a handstand over the bowl.

 :roflmao:
Admittedly I have wondered on and off whether that was just something that happened to me :-)

[mikeymike]

whabang wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

I've never heard/seen a guy complain about that before! :-D

"Dammit woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago!"

[mikeymike]

Got a solution for the "random direction" problem? :-)

[mikeymike]

Wash regularly. And thoroughly. That way nothing sticks and sends liquids off at bad trajectories.

I wish you had PM'd that, makes me look like a skanky... :-)

Hmm, that would explain why it happens first thing in the morning.

If you can think of any other excuses as good or better than this one, pmail them to me ;-)

[mikeymike]

I want to learn about labia.

The Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back version, or something more true to life? :-)

[mikeymike]

About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!

TMI!!!

[mikeymike]

labia all over the world are always grateful for any help!

With a few minor exceptions:



:-P

[mikeymike]

BouncingAyatollah wrote:
@CRL

Part of the difference may have been that "feminine products" (menstral napkins) tend to plug up the toilet ...

Evidently they weren't using "vampire teabags" then.  :-)

If that doesn't get a "ewww!" response from Cecelia, I'm not sure you should try harder.  Ewww.  :-)

[mikeymike]

You know.....pubic hair can be quite annoying. Do you ever get that when wearing briefs the hair gets stuck between the foreskin and the top end of the device itself..

Yes.  Damn that hurts.  A "haircut" fixes it though.  Also helps keep the undercarriage cool, which is nice :-)

Doesn't shaving the genital region make it kinda irritable?

No need to be that drastic, but recently cut hair can cause mild irritation for a day or two.

Should I add a "so I've heard" for good measure? :-)

[mikeymike]

not if i rub vit E oil on it for ya!

Silence, temptress! :-)

Hm, yes seedproduction has an optimum temperature but I don't think I would define it as cold

Heatsinks.  Clang.  Ow.

[mikeymike]

Somehow this thread remains remarkably on-topic

But you had to go and ruin it by talking about how on-topic it is! :-)

[mikeymike]

And does anyone here ever 'race the flush' when they're peeing!?
I just did, and failed miserably...

Yes, but I've learnt not to bother, because by the time I think of it... :-)

Annoying thing about the toilet in my current place is that its flush has an undesirable blast radius.  Good reason to put the lid down.

[mikeymike]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

Cyberus wrote:
Yes. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the flushing toilet. Another great British invention :-D

Not nearly as important as the Chinese invention of the toiletpaper, wich is multipurpose

I think it's more of a symbiotic relationship :-)

[mikeymike]

that_punk_guy wrote:

BouncingAyatollah wrote:
Ball Trimmer (don't worry, not explicit)

So... who's going to break the final taboo and post a picture of their new "haircut"? :-D

No-one, don't go encouraging people! :-)

And no "can you tell what this picture is of" competitions!