Author Topic: Life's Lessons (Read 6285 times)

Speelgoedmannetje · « **on:** February 27, 2004, 12:59:51 PM »

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As Faddam wrote:
11. Don't throw rocks at people who have guns.

No, rather sneak 'em behind and bash their head with the stone.

Speelgoedmannetje · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2004, 04:17:51 PM »

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10. You should never use the words socialist and government in the same sentence.

That is, if you're living in the 'democratic' US

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13. There are no Atheists on a battlefield.

That is because they are sane, productive people.

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15. You are never going to change human nature.

Or even understand it.

Speelgoedmannetje · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2004, 06:25:15 PM »

@Fluffy
So, you can prove your god exists, but still, you have to prove whether he's a god or not...........

Speelgoedmannetje · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2004, 06:42:17 PM »

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FluffyMcDeath wrote:
I shall prove it by religious logic.

I shall ask him.

:lol:
Spoken about subjectiveness, relying on a subjective resource.

Speelgoedmannetje · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2004, 09:33:53 AM »

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iamaboringperson wrote:
Must they be virgins? Why not just good looking women?

You're offering a god 2nd hand stuff?

:-o