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Offline Speelgoedmannetje

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« on: November 27, 2003, 07:50:36 PM »
a bit crude maybe,
but rats "laugh" when thinking about sex,
according to scientific research
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Re: I've found Nemo!
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2003, 11:32:00 PM »
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whabang wrote:

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yuck, goldfish is full of fishbones
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2005, 04:34:34 PM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I don't shower like either a man or a woman...  :-?
How do you shower then?

Well, I'll let you know how to shower like Speelgoedmannetje:
try to get to the shower, even by crawling on the ground
try to find the shower
if the shower water's flowing feel with yer hands if it's warm enough.
let the shower be pointed at your head and neck
when you've regained conciousness, wash away the film covering your eyes
then do the wash and scrub thing

oh yes, for being more clear: I shower every morning
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2005, 12:06:08 AM »
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Doobrey wrote:

Q. What`s yellow and buzzes ?

A. A daffodildo


Did you hear about the recent layoffs at the Moscow State Circus ?
 The human canonball got fired ...


I`ll get me coat...
:whack:

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 12:52:43 AM »
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Tragic news just in:

Ireland's worst air disaster in almost a decade occurred early this morning when a small two seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Search and rescue workers have recovered 1,826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues.

Oh gosh, I know that one, but then with Belgians (kinda the Irish here in NL).

Belgian inventions:
An indoor airstrip
A jump seat for a helicopter
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