My french is so perfect...
English is far away easier than french : why my english is so crappy ??
I do a mental blocking on this langage : why ? How to remove it from my head ?
HELP !!!!
OK, here's what you do... I'll give options for the main varieties of english out there (Aussie, American, and Ye olde Original)
First: Stop drinking wine if you do when having a cocktail etc. Drink beer instead. For Aussie and American English (Not including the Pacific Northwest), pick a crappy store brand lager and drink no less than n+6 of them. For British English or American PNW english, drink a fine stout or ale or lambic brewed at the pub you are frequenting. The glass should measure at least one imperial pint.
Second: watch lots of crappy american daytime television. or the BBC. whichever. For aussie? Maybe just watch Crocodile Dundee a bunch. Or Mad MAx.
Third: You seem like a pretty happy dude. For proper english speaking, you should be mad or at the least, irritated. Stubbing your toe helps, or staring long at a picture of smilin' George Bush.
fourth: Realize its basically a germanic language and we have a kajillion special cases for words because we talk too damn much and agree on nothing.
