Didn't you hear? They're all sold! Yes! And now that Eyetech has sold out and AI has recooped their losses, the latter is calling it quits! They're going to be around long enough to sell out the rest of the items in the mall, then they'll retire the name and the line and call it a day! It's true! They've accomplished all they had hoped to, so now they are going out on the swell of good wishes from their users. It's too bad you didn't get one when you had the chance, as they're all delivered and they're brill! Sorry! But DON'T believe Wayne! He's wrong!
(rube)
