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A friend of mine in recruitment said that the reason why they have the type of questions that Kenny doesnt like is it's a way of reducing the number of applications.  That way the lazy people see those types of questions and don't bother filling in the application, and that way employers use that as a first pass filtration system.


Based on my recent experiences I have to agree.

The Job Centre advisors told me that to apply for one position, I'd have to send a CV and covering letter, which I did. A week later, the company sent me an application form. I filled that in and sent it off, then got a letter saying I was now on the database and would be contacted prior to any media advertisements about any new opportunities. No mention was made of the position I originally applied for.

I then missed a call from them and on my voicemail was a message asking that I call back. I did, and was told the same thing that was in the letter and that I may be called in the near future about a position.

Maybe a day later, she called about a vacancy. It sounded good, and she said she'd send some information out. The information arrives and it's the exact same information she gave me over the phone. I then have to call her up again to arrange an interview...

Perseverence must be 90% of the game. I still didn't get the job, though. Missed a day of heavenly unskilled labour for it too, I'd have been a good £70 better off if I hadn't bothered.

 

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Re: Work is work - or why job application forms and CVs are bullsh!t
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2004, 01:44:53 AM »
Uh-huh... I shouldn't have taken that job. I should have starved instead.

People in some situations just don't have the choice, much as I sympathise with you. :-(
 

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Re: Work is work - or why job application forms and CVs are bullsh!t
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2004, 07:31:48 AM »
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But people aint people.


:-?

@KennyR

Are you getting outside enough? Trust me, as soon as you have work you'll be so annoyed at yourself if you haven't been making the most of the spare time you have right now. :-)

And try being happy. Being open to it is half the battle. And that's not game-playing if it's genuine. ;-)

Of course you know all this, but you have to believe it too. Or something. Ummm.... Go to sleep, I must.
 

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Re: Work is work - or why job application forms and CVs are bullsh!t
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2004, 12:07:19 PM »
There goes the neighbourhood.
 

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Re: Work is work - or why job application forms and CVs are bullsh!t
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2004, 01:23:09 AM »
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microsoft certified proffesional exam...


Hmm, you can't spell professional. Just complementing your comments elsewhere. :-D

M$? :-(

Speaking of IT, however... Today was fun, I got to go to an interview and talk about genuinely interesting things (as opposed to pretending I give a sh*t about interest rates.) And they were impressed! Awesome. :-)
 

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Re: Work is work - or why job application forms and CVs are bullsh!t
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2004, 10:55:21 AM »
@Methuselas

That was beautiful, dude. :-)