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Subserviant chicken?!
« on: April 09, 2004, 10:22:23 AM »
http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

Has anyone seen this?

It's creepy, tell the chicken to do things, and he does... :-o

(probably doesn't work with Amiga browsers)

PS. Don't eat at Burger King.
 

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Re: Subserviant chicken?!
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2004, 10:36:13 AM »
I just added that 'cause it's BK's site, I thought I'd try and put my consciense at ease.

Although from what I've heard, in terms of animal welfare, McDonald's has a much better record than BK. Er, but that's besides the point! Down, capitalists!! :-D

And here are my favorite things to ask the chicken:

strike a cool pose
go to sleep
dance
sing to me
pretend to fly around the room
wiggle your buttocks at me
 

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Re: Subserviant chicken?!
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2004, 11:55:23 AM »
Yeah, I asked him to have a beer and watch some TV, but he didn't.
 

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Re: Subserviant chicken?!
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2004, 12:16:30 PM »
How many chickens? :-?

He tried to lay an egg but it never materialised.
 

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Re: Subserviant chicken?!
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2004, 12:25:18 PM »
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Cyberus wrote:
Well I guess I'm being really dumb - but is there only one chicken? Because he reacts to what I say and never seems to be reacting to what others might be saying. So are there multiple  chickens in multiple rooms?  


Oh... Shhhhhh, you're spoiling the illusion! ;-)

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I wonder if he gets crude requests?


Yes he does. And no, he didn't do what I asked!! :-D
 

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Re: Subserviant chicken?!
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2004, 01:31:01 PM »
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Cyberus wrote:
and its spelt 'subservient' isn't it?


Indeed. I just posted the URL I was given, but upon checking, the correct spelling takes you to the same site. :-)