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Re: Doggy Tale
« on: April 03, 2004, 11:55:10 AM »
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odin wrote:A cat for one would never do that to you ;-).


Rubbish! :-D

This kind of thing is what happens, of course, when animals are sold as commodities / lifestyle accesories. But we won't get into that, eh? ;-)
 

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2004, 12:20:00 PM »
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Cyberus wrote:
they are in some kind of (pseudo-)sexual arousal and the claws come out involuntarily


Speaking of which...

Does anyone know a surefire way to get your dog to put his willy away? :lol:
 

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2004, 03:07:49 PM »
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Cyberus wrote:
Sorry, the use of 'surefire' and 'willy' in the same sentence...? ;-)


;-) :lol:

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Does your dog have balls?


He's testicle-free...

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Mine doesn't and he only gets the old chap out when he's seriously excited (usually when we go for a walk through the woods, his favourite place because of all the fresh scents). As to getting him to put it away, why do you need to? He is a dog afterall! :-)


He he... I dunno, it's just a bit gross. And it ruins photographs ;-)

See, I thought he'd be aroused less easily having been neutered, but he seems to suffer from unwanted (do you call it an erection when a dog has one?) like the rest of us.

*shrugs*

At least thus far he hasn't humped my leg ;-)

@odin

At first I thought you were suggesting I should stop licking it! :-o :lol: