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Doggy Tale
« on: April 03, 2004, 10:47:53 AM »
Carol came home from work early last night and wanted to go for a walk in the nice weather before dinner. We were on our way back, and to get back home we had to walk up an embankment then across an open public field, (the kind where kids play football, people walk dogs etc.). So we climbed up the embankment and emerged through the gap in the hedge to the field.

I noticed a dog running up from the right hand side. I get this all the time, I walk through that field every day and Dogs are always coming up to have a sniff or a bit of a bark.  Don't ask me how, but I sensed there was something wrong and I called to Carol (who was holding my hand on my left) to look out, she started to run, but worried the dog might turn it's attention to her I pulled her back next to me and turned away from the dog as it jumped. Next thing I knew it had gone at my leg ripping a huge hole in my jeans (bobson would be proud :-D) and bitten my left thigh.  

It ran off, only to come back again. Carol was really scared, she'd had a bad experience with a dog as a kid.  There was very little I could do, I was clutching my bleeding leg. Carol kicked out at it and it ran off again. We could see the owner by this point and were desperately calling to her to control her dog, but she just seemingly ignored us and strolled over.

By this time it was running at us for a 3rd time.  Carol fell backwards trying to get away, and I had to move in front to stop it jumping on her.  Luckily it's attention moved to another dog and it ran off again.  By this point the owner had actually got within talking distance. She asked what was wrong!!!!!  Suspending disbelief, we pointed out the ripped clothing and blood.  "Oh I can't believe he done that, he's a very friendly dog". Carol went nuts at her, pointing out the playing children.  "Oh their my children they're safe with Scooby" (Of all the names, I get attacked by a bloody 'Scooby'! :-o).  

Then came the real bombshell, continuing to speak in a totally blasé, couldn't-give-a-damn tone, "...he's only ever done it once before...".  This woman had no idea of responsibility!  In the mean-time she still failed (barely attempting) to gain control of the dog, and sent her young son of about 8 or 9 to get him under control.

Because it was only a leisurely walk we were on, we didn't have phones, or any way of taking this woman's details.  It was obvious she couldn't care less.  She hadn't even apologised once.  :-o My leg was really sore and bleeding quite a bit and need to be sorted out so we left her and I limped back home.

Cutting a long story short (well not really), The rest of the evening was spent down A+E (ER for the American contingent) and then getting the prescription.  Got back in time to have some dinner, watch a bit of TV and go to bed.  Fortunately, once cleaned up and the bleeding had slowed down, the bite didn't look as bad as I first thought, and is just very sore now.  I'll live :-)
 

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2004, 11:08:21 AM »
Sorry to hear about that mate.
If I can guess, the worst part of the whole ordeal was probably having to wait in the waiting room of the A&E for however many hours....oh, our wonderful NHS!

Dogs like that need to be disciplined - unless a dog is mad, it only has its owner to blame for such behaviour. Some people just shouldn't own dogs!
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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2004, 11:29:12 AM »
Once again I say: DOGS SUCK!

A cat for one would never do that to you ;-).

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2004, 11:48:42 AM »
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Once again I say: DOGS SUCK!

A cat for one would never do that to you ;-).


:lol:

Actually there was an old lady in the A + E waiting room that had been bitten and scratched on her leg by a cat (quite badly too actually), so your theory goes out of the window :-)


(One guy upon hearing about the animal bites, remarked that he was lucky he was only in a car accident :-o)
 

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2004, 11:52:43 AM »
Darn :-).

Actually you're quite right, my parents also have a weird psycho cat which can turn really nasty in the blink of eye while it's just dozing next to you on the couch. The cat must have some kind of mental problem, none of the other 2 cats of my parents like her either :-).

But cats luckily aren't that big as dogs and can easily be kicked away should the need arise.

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2004, 11:55:10 AM »
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odin wrote:A cat for one would never do that to you ;-).


Rubbish! :-D

This kind of thing is what happens, of course, when animals are sold as commodities / lifestyle accesories. But we won't get into that, eh? ;-)
 

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2004, 12:13:44 PM »
If anything, cats can be more dangerous as they don't have the pack instinct like dogs do. It's just that people are more intimidated by dogs with all their teeth and their barking.
I have dogs bark at me all the time when I'm out walking my dog (in the country, everyone has them), and the thing you notice, is how much power they have over people afraid of dogs, but if you just tell them to shut up and go away (firmly), they usually do!

Also, a cats claws can be VERY painful. The little blighters dig their claws in when you stroke them - either they are doing so because they are in some kind of (pseudo-)sexual arousal and the claws come out involuntarily, or they're vicious little {bleep}ers. Either way, its not nice to have a cat dig its claws into you.
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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2004, 12:20:00 PM »
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they are in some kind of (pseudo-)sexual arousal and the claws come out involuntarily


Speaking of which...

Does anyone know a surefire way to get your dog to put his willy away? :lol:
 

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2004, 12:29:15 PM »
Or quit licking it? ;-)

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2004, 12:37:47 PM »
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they are in some kind of (pseudo-)sexual arousal and the claws come out involuntarily


Speaking of which...

Does anyone know a surefire way to get your dog to put his willy away? :lol:


Sorry, the use of 'surefire' and 'willy' in the same sentence...? ;-)

Does your dog have balls? Mine doesn't and he only gets the old chap out when he's seriously excited (usually when we go for a walk through the woods, his favourite place because of all the fresh scents). As to getting him to put it away, why do you need to? He is a dog afterall! :-)
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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2004, 01:23:20 PM »
Unch - next time take your phones with you just incase it happens again ;-)

Hopefully it won't tho :-)

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Actually you're quite right, my parents also have a weird psycho cat which can turn really nasty in the blink of eye while it's just dozing next to you on the couch. The cat must have some kind of mental problem, none of the other 2 cats of my parents like her either :-).


We have a friend whos has a cat like that called Lucy (short for Lucyfur ;-) ).  It turns out that she's only got half a brain :-o
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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2004, 01:32:37 PM »
@vincent:

Pardon?! :roflmao: How'd that happen :-D.

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2004, 03:07:49 PM »
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Sorry, the use of 'surefire' and 'willy' in the same sentence...? ;-)


;-) :lol:

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Does your dog have balls?


He's testicle-free...

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Mine doesn't and he only gets the old chap out when he's seriously excited (usually when we go for a walk through the woods, his favourite place because of all the fresh scents). As to getting him to put it away, why do you need to? He is a dog afterall! :-)


He he... I dunno, it's just a bit gross. And it ruins photographs ;-)

See, I thought he'd be aroused less easily having been neutered, but he seems to suffer from unwanted (do you call it an erection when a dog has one?) like the rest of us.

*shrugs*

At least thus far he hasn't humped my leg ;-)

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At first I thought you were suggesting I should stop licking it! :-o :lol:
 

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Re: Doggy Tale
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2004, 04:51:44 PM »
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@vincent:

Pardon?! :roflmao: How'd that happen :-D.


Born that way ;-)

But as she was a normal kitten that got into fights her psychosis didn't make itself know until later :-D

She's never been able to catch any birds or anything, but one day she was so pleased with herself when she did catch something and brought it home to show off...

a used teabag! :lol:
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