Hi Smerf,
You know I can't really get mad at you (after all, you're a pancake head).
And I too know Apple phobia.
Personally, I always thought Steve Jobs (RIP) was a serious knob.
But since Apple abandoned PPCs and its older product lines (something they do regularly), I felt comfortable taking their discarded product, getting rid of their crappy OS, and making it run like a proper computer.
So while even the thought of Apple gives me hives, I can tolerate the machine I'm using (of course about half the internal components are not Apple parts).
Oh, BTW, while I am a MorphOS user, even I am getting tired of takemehomegrandma's posts.