Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

[FluffyMcDeath]

Vincent wrote:

"Ah, my boy, tunes help you breathe more easily."

I don't know about the rest of North America, but where I've been in Canada I haven't seen any "Tunes", so this probably doesn't translate. So for the people who don't know, "Tunes" are like "Halls" and "Hacks".

 "tunes help you breathe more easily" is the advertising slogan (or at least, it was in the 70's).

[FluffyMcDeath]

that_punk_guy wrote:
Constipated mathematician: ..

On a vaguely related matter:

Theives broke into the local police station last night and stole all of the toilet seats. Police say they have nothing to go on.

[FluffyMcDeath]

So this fellow goes to his stingy boss and says "Can I have the day off tomorrow?"
The boss says "What ever for?" and the fellow says "Cos my wife's having a baby."

"Oh. ... oh, well, ... that would be alright then." says the boss "but be in early the next day!!"

So he takes the day off, and comes in extra early the day after that. His boss comes up and says "So? What is it?" The fellow says "huh?". So the boss repeats "The baby, what is it? Boy or a girl?"

The fellow replies "I don't know. We have to wait 9 months now."