Why don't women speak english?

[T_Bone]

> Well, after it was all over she texted me and said she'd had a nice time and would I like to go out again as friends.

 :lol:

[T_Bone]

mdma wrote:

My missus is my best friend, and she always will be.

It doesn't get any better than that.  :-)

[T_Bone]

mdma wrote:

Maybe the unconditional love from your child, but it's very close! :-)

 :love: Life rules  :-)

[T_Bone]

iamaboringperson wrote:

T_Bone wrote:

mdma wrote:

Maybe the unconditional love from your child, but it's very close! :-)

 :love: Life rules  :-)

You guys suck...

 :lol:

Dude! If you came over here, you'd have to do little more than play up an Australian accent, make up a few Crockodile wrestling stories, and you'd have more girlfriends than you could shake a stick at!  :-P

[T_Bone]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

Methuselas wrote:
I seem to attract MORE women when *I* say 'I just want to be friends'.

I know exactly what you're talking about. :lol:
:-(

 :lol:

[T_Bone]

Methuselas wrote:

6 wrote:
I've been with my wife since 1974 and I still cannot figure out what she means on occasion.  Never got the hang of mind reading.  Women often have a habit of surrounding the subject of their conversations rather than talking about it directly.

Show her your original post and she might retract what she txt msg'd.

@ 6

Women have wholly embraced the dark side. They're all Sith lords in my book.

 :lol: