Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

[T_Bone]

"He should have quit while he was a head!"

OOOOooooowwowow!  :-(  :hammer:  :evil:  :-o  :flame:

[T_Bone]

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
"What's with that guy over there by the wall?" ask the owner

"Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the
 cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." Replied the clerk.

"You idiot!" Yelled the owner" You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

"Of course you can!" replied the clerk, "Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

[T_Bone]

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows.

"I'm getting a Fax,"

[T_Bone]

Andy wrote:
Police arrested two kids the other day. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

Owwwwwww

[T_Bone]

the_leander wrote:
@Karlos

--off topic--

Technically there is no such thing as Hellfire as given out by mainstream Christian churches, Hell, litterally translated means common grave of mankind, it is not nore outside of the original Church has it every been a place of firey torment... Just another lie purpotrated by the church to add more bums on seats, seems simply dying wasn't enough of a threat, and heaven not enough of something to look forward to to get people to switch, which reminds me. There are only a limited amount of places in Heaven, a few thousand or so, this was changed by the aposstle (SP?) paul to anyone good enough, again to add bums on seats....

144,000

Plus all the jews get in. (Which means that there's a good chance that there will be time-sharing opportunities available for sale to the rest of us!) ;-)

edit- actually that may not be true, it may be 144,000 at the time of rapture, maybe not total. I donno. I'll settle for a timeshare anyway.