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PMC wrote:
Why do I lose twenty minute when walking home from the pub?

Last orders = 11PM

Drinking up time = 11:20PM

Walk home (sober) = 30 minutes

Walk home (drunk) = 50 minutes

What could possibly happen during those twenty minutes that I can't recall the next day?  Are the laws of relativity broken somewhere along the route?


Are you taking Paxil or Zoloft  :lol:

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Re: If there is anything in the world you wonder about, please ask.
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2004, 06:11:32 PM »
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Im>bE wrote:
I want ppl to understand the world we live in,
so I am now offering to answer anything you wonder about
concerning the world we live in.


The last storm we had, a neighbor said he saw lightning do some really really strange stuff, he explained that it didn't "strike" but rather appeared at the top of his hill and "rolled" down it breaking apart into several smaller balls when it hit a puddle, at which point the balls of light zipped up into the sky and vanished, never making more sound than a buzz.

WTF was that? :-o
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Re: If there is anything in the world you wonder about, please ask.
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2004, 03:40:26 AM »
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KennyR wrote:
Ok, another question then. How come whenever I bite into a rolo, a mars bar or anything like that, my teeth hurt straight away? There's definitely not time for plaque to turn the sugar into acid, so it's not that. Does the government add a secret orthodontal pain component to stop you eating so many? It doesn't work if they do (munch, ow, munch, ow, munch ow).


That used to happen to me too (Before I had the invincible titanium alloy in-the-jaw anchored, nerveless wonders I have now, now I can chew through volkswagons without pain)

Anything chocolate or sweet used to cause almost instant pain. Strontium cloride helps by sealing the pores, but if I remember correctly it wasn't allowed in the UK.

Used to be quite sensitive to hot and cold liquids too, no more :-)

I used to fear losing my teeth, if I only knew then what I know know, I would have had them removed at 18! Teeth are natures way of telling us we were not created. :lol:
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Re: If there is anything in the world you wonder about, please ask.
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2004, 04:03:08 AM »
Ugh. Taste the meat, not the heat.



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