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Re: Why don't women speak english?
« on: May 03, 2004, 01:05:30 AM »
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Maybe the unconditional love from your child, but it's very close! :-)


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You guys suck...

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Re: Why don't women speak english?
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2004, 01:18:22 AM »
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no thanks! this is one of the reasons very few of my friends are females.
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Re: Why don't women speak english?
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2004, 06:13:39 AM »
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Dude! If you came over here, you'd have to do little more than play up an Australian accent, make up a few Crockodile wrestling stories, and you'd have more girlfriends than you could shake a stick at!  :-P

If this thing about US chicks liking that crappy stereotypical Australian accent is true, I'll be going there! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Now for a story...

"I remember when I lived back in molongagoolachuck and I was running from a KOALA BEAR, when all of a sudden, I saw this MASSIVE crock in my back yard!! So I wrestled him. He was tough, but no match for me..."

Okay, that's the story, now I need to work on that accent...
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Re: Why don't women speak english?
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2004, 03:01:15 AM »
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no one is interested in a "crappy stereotypical Australian accent". A real, honest Australian accent, or a real Glasgow or Higlander (which is different) accent is lovely also.

Um ... it was a joke... but seriously folks!
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good luck on your quest. :-P

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Erm thanks.... (I guess)
I probably have a better chance at winning a game of "snakes and ladders" game (I'm the current state champion at that game ;). At least in that I actually have a chance at winning... :boohoo: :sniff: :boohoohoo: :-(


 

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Re: Why don't women speak english?
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2004, 04:49:09 AM »



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Re: Why don't women speak english?
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2004, 02:48:44 AM »
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So keep her in suspense, it may be a candlelit dinner, an evening at her favourite opera or play, maybe something more adventurous - an afternoon of go-karting, perhaps even a bungee jump...but to really get her eating out of the palm of your hand......yes, that's right, a game of snakes and ladders :lol:
WHO??


I'm not going to be playing snakes and ladders (or even Monopoly[tm] for that matter) with any chick. I'm going to end up as an eccentric old hermit. :-)


I just have to accept that fact. If I don't laugh, I'll cry. :-)
 

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Re: Why don't women speak english?
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2004, 03:14:56 AM »
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You'll meet someone and fall in love with them. You just have to let yourself fall in love. And don't let any stupid hangups hold you back...
Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Nope. I'm going to be one of those 'the comic book guy' dudes.


(But if I get really desperate, I'll just contact the Unification Church. They'll set me up in no time ;)

 

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Re: Why don't women speak english?
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2004, 03:53:45 AM »
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Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Nope. I'm going to be one of those 'the comic book guy' dudes.


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