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There was this Chinese Canadian named Sven Jorgenson. And everywhere he went people would say "Sven, how come you're Chinese and have a name like Sven Jorgenson?"
He replied, "Well when I came to this great country, I got off the boat and went through Immigration. They asked the guy in front of me what his name was.  He said his name was Sven Jorgenson.  Then they asked me what my name was. I told them Sam Ting. And that's why I now am named Sven Jorgenson."
 

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Re: We need a humor section! (A.K.A Groaner's corner in the Coffee shop)
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2004, 06:53:52 AM »
Man from London, England telegraphs his brother in Vancouver, British Columbia.
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MOTHER ARRIVING HALIFAX BY BOAT THURSDAY.  PLEASE MEET HER.

Brother telegraphs back:
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MEET HER YOURSELF, YOU'RE CLOSER THAN I AM.