Two guys were out hunting in a rural area, climbing over fences with their rifles.
One of the accidently shoots himself and is lying on the ground bleeding profusely.
Luckily the other guy has his cell phone with him and frantically dials 911 (emergency).
He is barely coherent, but tells the operator "My friend accidently shot himself and I think he might be dead."
Operator says "Calm down sir. First things first. Make absolutely sure he's dead."
He says okay, then after about ten seconds the operator hears a BANG.
Man comes back on the cell phone and says "All right, now what?"
