Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

[Wilse]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the  cab driver
won't stop staring at her in his mirror.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask  that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK"  the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."maybe we will see what we
can do.

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."

[Wilse]

@X-Ray:

I posted that rooster joke before but he was called Kenny.

:laughing:

[Wilse]

@Vincent:

If it's not on here let me know and I'll try to have a look over the weekend

I checked the search facility and, lo and behold, it LIVES!:
http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=1419

Yet despite scanning all 16 pages, Kenny the Rooster was nowhere to be seen.
He must be hiding somewhere else on the site. :-D

Terry Jones earlier letter to the Observer is on page three too.

And I have to admit to laughing at my own, unremembered rant about Shania Twain, on page four. :-)

I also noticed it was started before the war.
Reccommended reading for all newcomers, that thread. ;-)

[Wilse]

That Gazza stuff was posted here before.

Then again, this probably was too:

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors,
and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
 
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[Wilse]

Historical Nuclear Accident Anniversary joke:

Q Why shouldn't you wear Y Fronts in Ukraine?
A Because Chernobyl Fallout...