mdma?

[Wilse]

Apologies if I'm remembering this wrong but I seem to remember you as a Blackburn Rovers fan.

If so, you might appreciate this:
http://footballonsunday.net/headlines/?id=4270

P.S. I don't actually agree with what I've written, I just found it amusing.
I'm a Rangers supporter and would be happy to have him back.

You might wan't to knock up a spoof headline yourself. :-)

[Wilse]

Blackburn still owe Rangers two and a half million pounds for him, so
it was actually a three million pound valuation, for a player who
smashed his knee-cap not too long ago.

But even still, I agree Rangers were rightly told to fak off.

I reckon if the offer four (including the 2.5 still owed) blackburn
will sell.

[Wilse]

Could be a sign Blackburn are resigned to letting him go.
The fact that Blackburn seem to have secured Mr. Savage's services could also be a factor.

I'm just back from the Rangers match. Despite winning 3-0, they were abismal, particularly in midfield.

So, Ferguson would definitely help matters.

[Wilse]

We used to have Tugay and Ferguson in midfield.

I always thought Tugay was an unfortunate name for a footballer, although nowhere near as unfortunate as Raffael Scheidt (pronounced 'shyte'), whom Celtic paid £6m for then never played him.
I reckon they were worried about opposition fans singing "you're Scheidt and you know you are." :-)

[Wilse]

He handed in a transfer request the other day.

You can see the actual request here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/sportscotland/offtheball/images/illinformer/2004-05/b/bazzastransfer.jpg

[Wilse]

I just realised that you might not be aware of Barry's image up here.

He's usually lampooned as a somewhat undereducated and poorly spoken ned.

Lot's of spoof TV sketches about him, featuring "Kappa trackies" and Barry asking interviewers:
"Here, see before the game starts and you can see two big badges, wan fur each team, painted oan tae the pitch, how dae yeez dae that?
Dae a team a' painters run oot and then, jist afore the gemm starts, charge oot again, bit wi turps insteed?"

[Pause and puzzled expression]

"Computer graphics? Aye, so it is! You're pullin' ma plunger, ya fud."

Most humourous and, I'm sure, completely inaccurate. :lol:

-EDIT-
Hence the "transfer request" above. ;-)

[Wilse]

I know. We love you for it and are not bitter.

After all, we have the pleasure of referring to you as Southerners. ;-)
Something my girlfriend (from Leeds) still can't get her head round.