Lost in the tune...

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Karlos:
"Think of a normal drumming pattern that's gone through some sort of bizzare fractal process and you begin to get the idea"

Were you playing this on the office jukebox on thursday? I cant say Ive ever heard anything like that before - it was mental! I can see why you would like it though ;-)

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X-ray:
"I've noticed that Karlos doesn't have anything bad to say about Crazy Frog.

See that? He loves them!"

Hmm... looks more like some sort of giant toad.

"Luckily for me, I simply avoided opening any of the youtube links. I just knew it would be Crazy Frog style stuff"

"My subsentient "no sh!te please, we're british" proxy blocks access to stuff that would otherwise make me nuts"

Rather it doesnt look like that he has anything good to say about "crazy frog". Im pretty sure calling something "sh!te" is not giving it praise.

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Hell would be deep frozen long before you would ever catch me wearing pink.

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Youd never catch me under any circumstances... :-P

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X-Ray

You seem to have a lot of spare time to trawl through youtube and create (badly) edited images... Are you presently out of work or is that in fact your job? If it is Im sorry but I was about to suggest you dont give up your day job :-P

" ...because your other car is a Ferrari!"

If technical authors can get paid enough to buy ferraris Im with the wrong employer!

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So what makes you think I think a concetina is a piece of clothing? I simply said I would never wear pink. I made no comment at all about wearing a concertina since thats obviously a non sequitur.

Perhaps sitting idle all day watching internet video has harmed your reading age as you seem to derive meaning from absence of text in a place where no alternative communication exists. Well have lots of fun further rotting your brain - some of us have more important things to do :-P

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X-ray:

"LOL Mel
You thought a concertina was a wearable item.
That's funny, that is."

I see I have to repeat myself:

"So what makes you think I think a concetina is a piece of clothing? I simply said I would never wear pink. I made no comment at all about wearing a concertina since thats obviously a non sequitur."

Im sorry was that too complicated for you to read? Would you like some help?

http://www.reference.com/search?q=non%20sequitur

"Non sequitur (absurdism), comment which is humorously absurd or has no relation to the comment it follows; a statement so foolish, or illogical that can not be responded to"

Was that helpful in understanding why I ignored your remark?

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I really hope not!

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"But really, if the truth be known, I don't fancy the skinny ones"

Typical male, so superficial! Its always a womans size or appearence they care about :-P

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X-Ray:

"Now who do you think I chose to be my girl-friend?"

Simple - you picked the one with the darkest sunglasses and harnessed labrador.

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"Yes, even she knows a concertina from a dress"

She also probably knows what a non sequitur is and when not to waste time replying to one. Obviously you do not - even when presented with a suitable definition. Thats because your comprehension of written english is second only to your notion of what constitutes something being funny.

The "joke" wasnt funny first time since the "observation" on which it was based was a fallacy. Which is why nobody other than you laughed. It wasnt any funnier the second time either. Nor this time. It wont be any other time either. Its just... well sad really. Your site rank seems to be well deserved :-P


Vincent:

Now that was funny :-) Im not changing it though. Relabelling them as "earphones" doesnt make them any less irritating when they wont stay put!

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adz:

"I initially thought you were putting in earrings..."

Youre not the first to think that :-) Truth be told I think the full-drop earrings were catching the wire from the earpiece which was a bit too big to fit comfortably in my ear. The slightest movement seemed to knock it out. I got caught on camera whilst fidgeting with it and frowning and pouting!

(Yes thats a frown...)