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Re: Best man
« on: April 14, 2009, 06:39:41 PM »
A real "best man" would talk him out of marrying of course!   lol

Seriously, it's just more or less a tradition of honour thing. Standing next to them at the wedding shows you support the notion of him marrying whomever. And typical that you make at least one toast during the reception to the bride & groom, a ditty about happiness, the future, blah blah blah. Oh yeah, almost forgot: you're to keep hold of his ring too, until called upon by the priest, pastor, judge, etc.

Also traditional to make a few cracks about the lucky couple in front of their families and friends. Talk about what a dog he really is, how many people he's slept with, illegitimate children, social diseases, etc, That usually goes over real well    :lol:
 

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Re: Best man
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 07:15:38 PM »
LOL! Yep... I'm aware of your orientation  :-)   Nobody said it had to be a female stripper, now did they?  I'd like to be a fly on the wall to see the expressions if you booked a male stripper... LOL!

On a related note, there was a time where I was invited to be a best man once(not saying I'm a total angel), but after I saw how he conducted himself at his bachelors party with a stripper, that helped make up my mind and ended up declining. Him and his wife predictably split up a few years later. Surprise! (not)
 

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Re: Best man
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2009, 05:12:48 PM »
@tone007,

 What are the qualifications of "worst man"? Did you do the bride or a mother-in-law?  :lol: