Bollox, I'm always right even when I'm wrong... 
Nah, I just can't be bothered today with saying much or doing much (must be ill or something) so today I'm just gonna catch up on some TV & films I've been meaning to watch, put all me computers aside and stuff meself with lots of sweets, crisps & juice and generally lounge about doing nowt... 
It's all that Retrobright Franko. That Hydrogen peroxide is making you ill. As long as you don't start getting cravings for sugar....
Too late.
