Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

[Calen]

cool thread.. anyways on with the bad jokes :-)
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A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.

The two Americans just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.

The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?"

No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"

Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, "You know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."

"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."


grrr arghgh
 :-)

[Calen]

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q: What is the german word for constipation?
A: Far from poopin

  :-D

[Calen]

Wilse:

You couldnt possibly top the "10 things to do at work" post, my sides still hurt from laughing so much at it, very good :-)

4. Inform a male colleague that he would make a great rent-boy, then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good shag up the arse.

8. Run around the office with your d*ck out spraying p*ss everywhere and yelling "It wont stop! God help me it wont stop!" Then when it does, look down and go "Oh!"

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Some of those wouldnt go a miss in an episode of The Office :-)