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Re: Non existence
« on: September 09, 2004, 02:48:59 PM »
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I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?


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-Edit- Or take out a Loan, miss a payment then you'll see if you exist or not :-)

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Re: Non existence
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2004, 03:11:50 PM »
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Sound advice, but are you sure that you exist?


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Re: Non existence
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2004, 04:00:30 PM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?
:pint:
(if you cannot grab the pint, you know you don't exist. If you can grab and drink it you know you exist. If you grab the pint and try to drink it but all the beer splashes on the ground and your pants get soaked you know you're drunk)


If you can't grab the the pint and don't try to drink it, but all the beer splashes to the ground and your pants get soaked... does it matter if it makes a sound?