Heh, I understand you're not covering for her. It's just that people like that piss me off, like the rest of us here. If they only were at least communicative while being late, that would have pretty much alleviated most problems.
Anyways, enough about her "retardation" problems. All I want to know is this: WHERE did she get all the cool hardware!!!! Sometimes she had some awesome stuff. Where, where, where?