Little Jonny came into the kitchen, where his mother was preparing dinner.
- Mom! I want a new bike for my birthday!
Little Jonny hadn't really been a good boy that year, so his mother, who was a good christian, told him to go up to his room and write a letter to God, about why he deserved a new bike.
Letter #1:
Dear God,
I have been a good boy this year. Please give me a new bike. A red one.
// Jonny
Jonny knew this wasn't quite true, so he wrote a new letter.
Letter #2:
Dear God,
I have been a fairly good boy this year. Please give me a new bike. A red one.
// Jonny
Still, Jonny knew this wasn't quite true, and you can't lie to God, so he wrote a new letter.
Letter #3:
Dear God,
I have been a boy this year. Please give me a new bike. A red one.
// Jonny
Now Jonny hadn't lied, but he realised that this letter might not be good enough.
He went downstairs and told his mother he was going to the church.
When in the church, he grabbed a golden statue of Holy Mary, put it under his shirt, and ran home to write a new letter.
Letter #4:
I HAVE YOUR MOTHER. IF YOU WANT HER BACK, THEN GIVE ME THE #%@&ING BIKE!
// You know who
