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Your mama.
« on: August 09, 2004, 03:14:21 PM »
Your mama is so fat, that an F-16 needs four mid-air refuelings to fly past her.
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2004, 03:46:13 PM »
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the Asteroid belt to keep her pants up!
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2004, 03:50:36 PM »
Your mama is so fat, that she causes anomalies in the Space/Time Continuum!
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Re: Your mama.
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2004, 03:56:56 PM »
Your mama is so stupid, that she tried to do an abortion with a screwdriver! (my fav :-P)
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