Satan, in an attempt to prove himself the best, challenged Jesus to a contest of office work. God gave them assignments and told them they have a standard 8 hour work day to get it done.
They typed. They faxed. They moused. They tabulated. They reported.
Ten minutes before the end of the day, a bolt of lightning struck across the sky, and the office was plunged into darkness.
When the power came on a minute later, Satan was livid. Amidst a flurry of shouts and curses, he furiously tried to recreate his work of the day in the final few minutes. Meanwhile, Jesus calmly printed his documents and reports, stapled them neatly, and placed them in God's Inbox as God called "Time."
Satan yelled, "I don't understand! That's not fair! The power went out! I lost everything! Why the home didn't he lose all his work?!"
God simply shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
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