Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[cecilia]

this has GOT to be one of the funniest threads i've ever seen!

you guys and your cute pee pee's!  :-D

what a drama!

one of the main reasons guys forget to wash up (the room) is because mommy usually did that while you were all growing up. my mom taught me to clean up after myself. and i don't expect anyone to be my servant.

AND, to rectify an incorrect notion, I am in AND OUT of the rest room in about 30 seconds. It IS possible, and i don't want to be lumped in with stranglers! and i don't wear makup.

and the 30 sec includes washing my hands!

so there!

[cecilia]

ok, well, as most of you (!) have never been in a ladies toilet, i can reveal that while most seem ok and "clean", every once in a while you will find one that is, em, er, not nice.

i suspect this has to do with complete lack of maintenance.

[cecilia]

Cyberus wrote:
Pure poetry of the penis  :-o

is that anything like "Puppetry of the Penis"?
:lol:

http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/

[cecilia]

iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

it's all on account of my hormones . (and it's normal)
 :-D

[cecilia]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

cecilia wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

it's all on account of my hormones . (and it's normal)
 :-D

Is it? What is normal and what's not normal?

don't start with me!!!
It's normal for ME!! and ME is all i'm talkin' about!

stop with the PC crap.

[cecilia]

that_punk_guy wrote:

I was Ron Jeremy in a previous life? :-D

Noooooooooo!
Ron Jeremy is FAT anf Ugly!

you are a sweetheart!

so you found one hair. at least it's not a rug! don't sweat it!


(ps, yes, it's true, "GIRLS DON'T POO") :lol:

[cecilia]

i love this thread!

It's a KEEPER!!!
it's classic!
i'm learning all kinds of cool things about foreskins!
tell me MORE!!!
:lol:

[cecilia]

that_punk_guy wrote:
I want to learn about labia.

they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.

i've heard...... :-D

[cecilia]

bloodline wrote:

cecilia wrote:

that_punk_guy wrote:
I want to learn about labia.

they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.

Can I help, in any way?

labia all over the world are always grateful for any help!
 :-P

[cecilia]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

whabang wrote:
About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!

No one gots hair on his little John-Thomas?

this thread should really stop

darling, if it's too adult for you, then you stop reading it.
don't spoil our fun.
 :-D

[cecilia]

If that doesn't get a "ewww!" response from Cecelia, I'm not sure you should try harder. Ewww.

being horrified by the other post (the gas station post), i was desperately trying to ignore further thoughts on this idea.

basically, there are gals out there that were NOT brought up like my mommy brought ME up.
damn!

eeeeeww is right!
 :-o  :-o

[cecilia]

I'm always willing to lend a hand if I can be of assistance.    If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.

oh, you flirt, you!
keep that up, and you'll force me to really like you.
 :-D

[cecilia]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

bloodline wrote:
If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.

So is your tongue (being VERY ambiguous)

NOW you'er getting into the spirt of this thing!
 :-D

[cecilia]

my only comment about hair is to point out that IT looks bigger when one neatly trims around  IT.
eh, hem.

plus, it's nice when it's tidy.


ps, succubus is my middle name
 :-D  :-D

[cecilia]

that_punk_guy wrote:
Doesn't shaving the genital region make it kinda irritable?

not if i rub vit E oil on it for ya!
 :-o