Large condoms for S African men

[cecilia]

Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.

it took me a minute to figure out what you meant.
OOOWWWW!    :-(  (poor girl!)

How about if they've got big hands and big feet?    

Cecilia?

no relation as near as i can figure. but i haven't done an EXTENTIVE survey. :-)

however, you fellas listing your statistics is VERY funny. continue on!

[cecilia]

Wilse wrote:
@cecilia:

Since you ask, 5'11"(ish - my Mum swears I'm 6' but I don't think so.), size eight feet.

Being such a short-ersed, small-befooted chap, I naturally do not subscribe to said theory.

when did 5'11" become "little"??

Either way, it's a two way street and the bedroom side of life has been consistently pleasant for me for about 14 years now, regardless of who the other person is, though some are obviously more fun than others.
;-)

so, what are you saying here? that you have the dimensions of a S African man?? :-o

[cecilia]

WARNING!  If reading this page gives you an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical help right away.

:roflmao:

what was that? size 8 shoe.....hmmmmmm.....WOW! above average! :-o

this chart is not always accurate, btw. I knew someone with a size 13-14 shoe and he did NOT have an 11" penis. trust me :roll:

[cecilia]

a porn star?

edit: got here first

[cecilia]

Cyberus wrote:

cecilia wrote:
a porn star?

edit: got here first

No you bloody well didn't, I did. Cos anyway, it almost 4am here and it won't be 4am there for hours :-P
;-);-)

haven't you heard? I can travel through time. :-P

[cecilia]

Hyp-no-tize them!!!