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Re: Cars and girls
« Reply #14 from previous page: November 22, 2006, 05:11:05 PM »
@ Agafaster

You see this here describes a long-term girlfriend nicely:



And this here describes my view of things:



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Re: Cars and girls
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2006, 06:41:41 PM »
Ja, then she gets half his stuff in the settlement.
 

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Re: Cars and girls
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2006, 01:23:08 PM »
And that is just my point: we men have a naturally-produced poison in our bollox that makes us do stupid things. I propose a national system whereby said poisons are removed, for the benefit of society. This reminds me of an incident I observed as a student:

I was being showed around the hospital before I started radiography, just to see if I was really sure I should follow that career. The dude showing me around was a male charge nurse, and he had been at that hospital for more than twenty years.
Anyway we were on the urology ward and heard this wheezing and groaning coming from behind a curtain on the ward, and I sneaked a look, only to observe a nurse giving a patient a hand job !!  :-o
I was gobsmacked. I said "What the hell, man?"
The charge nurse told me it was all legit. The man had a medical condition where he over-produced sperm and if it wasn't relieved from time to time, he would suffer terrible orchiditis and could end up sterile. Seemed like a valid reason to me, so we moved on to the next cubicle. I snuck a look in there, and what did I see? A nurse giving a man a blow-job!!! :-o  :-o  :-o
I couldn't believe this, so I turned to the charge nurse and said "Lemme guess, he has the same disease as the other man?"
"Sure," said the charge nurse.
"Well why is the one guy getting a hand-job and the other a blow job?" I asked.
"The second patient has private insurance," said the charge nurse.

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Re: Cars and girls
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2006, 02:20:10 AM »
Hehe

A joke has to be told once in a while, yes. The medical ones are the best because you just KNOW that there will be an element of truth to it, afterall  :-)
 

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Re: Cars and girls
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2006, 10:32:27 AM »
@ Cymric

Ja, a urinary tract infection is no joke. The girls tend to get them more, despite my helpful reminders in the staff-room that they must not wipe from back to front  :evilgrin: