Is it Amiga cake time yet?

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@ Blobzie

I would have loved that fire-engine cake as a kid...or maybe the pirate ship.

I'll never forget my 4th birthday. I had a really nice Humpty-Dumpty cake, with a blue wall and a frosted Humpty on top. I was looking forward to eating Humpty himself but a bigger kid (about 6 years old) snatched the Humpty off the cake and gobbled it quickly. I cried bigtime because that cake had been specially made and I knew I would never see a Humpty-Dumpty again. What made things worse was everyone saying 'Don't worry, it was only made of icing, it is not as good as the cake'
What a pig that other kid was, that was MY cake, dammit, and I never did see a Humpty on a cake again  :-(

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@ mdma

Well, to be honest, at that time I would have settled for anything that would have got me my Humpty back...by fair means or foul. These days I'm much more placid though.

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@ Cyberus

"...I wonder what became of the little {bleep}?..."
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Well, over the years I have mellowed with regards to incidents of nefarious qualities such as little sumbishes stealing Humpties off cakes, but I think at one time I visualised the little f**ker sliding down a razor-blade and using his balls as brakes...