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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« on: February 02, 2005, 04:29:52 PM »
@ Odin

Who's da goil, baws?
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2005, 05:39:43 PM »
@ Karlos

Nah, that kind of bliss is endorphin-induced, arising from the faint scent of panties and lipstick, like the smallest hint of jasmine on a gentle breeze.

No, my friends, Odin has supped from the Cup and he is now a willing slave to the elixir of oestrogen, pheromones and demure little caresses on the nape of the neck...
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2005, 05:48:52 PM »
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I'm afraid the prognosis is poor. In all the cases we have seen to date, the subject's mental concentration suffers, he walks around with glazed eyes, and he is generally in a state of dazed bewilderment. It is a very dangerous condition, and can lead to financial and emotional ruin...
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2005, 10:09:34 PM »
Come on, Odin, spill the beans. Tell us about your new honey.
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2005, 06:00:15 PM »
"...She's coming over to my place \o/..."

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Ha!! We now know his motives...look how Odin has graphically described the 'invisible stirrups'
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2005, 06:20:53 PM »
@ PMC

"..Aww, you old romantic you!.."

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Ja, I occassionally allow my tender side to surface  
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2005, 10:25:16 PM »
No, that's my SMART side   :lol:
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2005, 11:11:31 PM »
Exactly!
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2005, 08:06:43 AM »
@ Vincent

According to my work mates, yes...

But what do they know?  :-P
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2005, 07:37:51 PM »
"...Ahem, as an observation I've noticed some of the above behaviour when a certain lady Scot is frequenting these pages... (anyone else thinking of Bloodline and x-ray?)..."

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 :lol:

Well, let me try to be objective and honest at the same time (although historically the fine mist of testosterone and the demure haze of that feminine beauty must surely be at least a slight handicap)...

Edit: I wrote something very long...poured my feelings out like custard on a slice of apple crumble, but alas it won't do and must be deleted.

The short version:

Edit: I wrote something short like a dollop of syrup on a plain biscuit, but it wouldn't have digested well, so that's gone too.



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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2005, 07:44:56 PM »
So, Odin...tell us a bit about your new honey.
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2005, 08:45:42 PM »
"Just tell her how you feel mate, write her a heartwrenching poem (Ode to Blobrana....)"

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That would surely give her indigestion...
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2005, 07:42:41 AM »
@ Karlos

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2005, 07:46:39 AM »
"...if you are serious about making a good impression..."

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Dudes, I have many flaws, but a loose grasp on reality is not one of them. There's absolutely no way I could impress Blobzie (unless I teleported to Pluto and didn't come back)
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2005, 05:45:13 PM »
@ Odin

Ja, it sounds like Japke is a really nice babe. I hope you are giving her those little tickles on the backs of the knees and those playful nuzzles on the neck.

What are you getting her for Valentine's Day?
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