Joke for Friday

[X-ray]

Another one about little Johnny...

Mrs Smith the English teacher asked the pupils to think of a sentence with the word 'definitely' in it. Little Emily put her hand up.

"Tell us your sentence, Emily" said the teacher.
Emily said "The sky is definitely blue"

"No," said Mrs Smith, "that is not true. It is not definitely blue because at night it is black and at sunset it is pinkish."

"I know," said little Andrew, "sponges are definitely soft."

"No," said Mrs Smith, "that's not true. Some sponges are hard, and some animals that live in the sea are called sponges and they are quite prickly"

Little Johnny puts up his hand.
"Yes, Johnny," says Mrs Smith

"Do farts have lumps in them?" he asks

"No, Johnny, they do not" says Mrs Smith

"Then I've definitely crapped my pants"

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"...It did turn into a bit of a competition to see who could post the crappest joke..."

 :inquisitive:

Oh, so that's why someone said my 'supermarket incident' should have gone in groaner's corner, eh?

Thanks a lot to the person who said that  :-P

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@ PMC

I also liked your joke, and believe me Nelson Mandela is not immune from being included in jokes. I didn't find it offensive at all.

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"..That's NOT a challenge by the way.."


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X-ray notices the microphone being taken away from him and Bloodline.

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Just give the mic to Blobzie, we'll be alright then.

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I think she was repulsed by the Sock. I don't blame her, it is for boys of a rude nature such as myself.
 
But you're right, she hasn't been around much lately.
Come back, Blobzie, we promise to keep it clean (well, as long as we can  :-P )

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@ Vince

I'm battling here, but holding on tight...

@ PMC

Yes, I remember my first encounter with Blobzie. It was in the SETI (not settee) thread. She told me that any intelligent lifeform would have understood the reference to settee as she meant it to be in the thread title. (I don't remember the wording exactly, just the sting of the comment).
Here's to Blobzie and her very dry sense of humour  :pint:

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@ 'bog in Ireland'

 :roflmao: